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Before you read this please take note that this is not a real interview. It is completely made up and fictitious. There is some truth in it about Jack’s weight and how he didn’t go through cosmetic surgery, but lost it through going to rehab. Sharon Osbourne did not phone in about the dogs and Jack Osbourne has never met me. It is supposed to be comical but, in no way represents what I think of The Osbourne’s. Although they do swear a lot I exaggerated it to make it sound funny. No harm was meant to The Osbourne’s in writing this it is just supposed to be a light hearted way of doing a blog post that is a bit different from the norm. I hope you enjoy reading it and having a chuckle.

Interviewer: Hi Jack take a seat.

Jack: Thanks.

Interviewer: We called you into the studio today to talk about cosmetic surgery.

(Jack looks around the studio)

Interviewer: I believe that you have had a makeover without the plastic surgery

Jack: Yes, that’s right. Whilst I was in Thailand I had detox which involved s**t loads of regular, serious exercise and strict f*****g dieting.

Interviewer: I hope you don’t mind me asking, but what were you at your heaviest and what do you weigh now?

Jack: I was almost f*****g 230 lbs and now I weigh about 147 lbs.

Interviewer: Wow that’s an awesome weight loss. I wish I could lose that amount of weight. It sounds like detox definitely worked for you. What would you say to our viewers who are listening today? Have you got any advice?

Jack: Well… Yes, get to an f*****g detox clinic it definitely worked for me although it was a f*****g hard slog.

Interviewer: So detox can help you lose the weight very quickly and that’s what happened to you. What was the most you lost in a week?

Jack: S**t man I lost almost 10 lbs in one week. If I’d have opted for liposuction, gastric bypass surgery or barium surgery the results would be quite different.

Interviewer: So what is your daily routine like now Jack?

Jack: You really want to know my f*****g routine? Next you’ll be asking how many times I go and s**t during the day.

Laughter echoes around the studio

Jack: Well.. OK then you f*****g asked. I get up about 7am and do a: 45-minute run, at 8am I eat fruit salad and have dietary supplements, at 8.40am: after waiting 40 minutes for the fruit to digest I eat a bowl of porridge. Then at 9am I go rock climbing. I have my lunch about 1pm which is usually salad with lean chicken. Then at 2pm I do some more rock climbing whilst snacking on dried fruit and nuts. At 8pm: I have a balanced evening meal such as pasta or meat and vegetables. Then more dietary pills and I always try to make it to my bed by 11pm if I’m not entertaining some chick.

Interviewer: Wow, thanks Jack. O.k we have a caller on the line. Oh, it’s Jack’s mother Sharon. Hi Sharon, I believe you have a question for Jack?

Sharon: Jack, did you let the f*****g dogs out? They’ve done a crap on my new sofa.

Jack goes bright red and looks embarrassed.

Interviewer: O.k, O.k swiftly moving on I think we’ll take the next caller.

Caller: Hi Jack, I think you are gorgeous by the way. I really love you, but I heard a different story than the one you just told. I heard rumours that you went under liposuction to get your new toned look. Is this true?

Jack: No f*****g way. People said that I must have gone under liposuction because they couldn’t believe that I looked this good without having cosmetic surgery, but it’s completely not true. I get f*****g angry with people who get cosmetic surgery because it’s completely unnecessary and I think that people who get plastic surgery are living up to their vain expectations. I’ve read stuff saying I’ve had a nose job and lipo and that I had a nose BRAD PITT would envy.

Interviewer: It seems like people just like to gossip.

Jack: Yeah, I don’t think I’m that f*****g kind of person who would have it. I’m just not that type.

Interviewer: O.k well thanks for joining us in the studio today Jack, but one more question before you leave us. Did you find it difficult to lose the weight?

Jack: I didn’t actually find it hard to lose the weight. Its not like someone held a gun to my head and made me eat healthy f*****g foods. I dieted because I wanted to do it. I’ve never taken my dieting to extremes, nor have I cut out certain foods completely. I now weigh around 11 stone.

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I would also just like to apologise if I upset anyone by writing the post about Jack and Kelly not liking each other. I am sure that they love one another, but probably fight a lot. I know that my brother and I love each other dearly, but when we are together we fight a lot. It is difficult to know sometimes what is true and what is not. The papers write so many things that when you read them you don’t know if they are true or not. I have never wanted to hurt or upset anyone by writing this blog it is just my way of expressing my gratitude and love towards The Osbourne family because I think they are fantastic and have contributed so much to this world. I’m sure Kelly and Jack do love one another, but just like other brother’s and sister’s they say things to one another that they do not mean. In the end family is the important matter and just like my brother and I we fight, but when it comes down to it we think the world of one another. If anything was wrong with either of us we would be quick to help one another. I remember each Christmas when my brother lived over here we would have a family gathering which wouldn’t be complete if my brother and I didn’t have an argument. I’m sure Kelly and Jack love one another dearly and I am sorry if I gave the wrong impression to anyone about them disliking each other.

Ozzy Osbourne has had cosmetic surgery to improve his looks. Ozzy has admitted that he has had rhinoplasty confessing, “I’ve had a face job and a rhinoplasty.” Ozzy has found that the cosmetic surgery has not only improved his looks, but also his self esteem. He said, “It boosted my confidence no end.” Personally I don’t think Ozzy or wife Sharon needed cosmetic surgery, but I understand why they had it done.

 The celebrity lifestyle is all about looks and if you don’t have a face that fits you can almost kiss goodbye to your career.

We all know that Ozzy’s wife Sharon has had plastic surgery and she announced that she has spent $120,000 on plastic operations. Sharon had her stomach stapled, a face lift, a tummy tuck and a boob job.

Sweet little Ozzy admitted that he loves his wife with or without cosmetic surgery and that the surgery makes no difference to his love for Sharon. (Awww how sweet! That’s something my husband would say to me if I could afford plastic surgery)

Ozzy is quoted by Britain’s The Sun newspaper “I’d love Sharon if she was the size of ten houses or three twigs. I love her, the soul, the person.” (That’s what true love is all about)

As for Ozzy Osbourne he had cosmetic surgery to repair the damage caused by years of drug and alcohol abuse.

Ozzy told celebrity magazine Reveal: “I’ve had a face job and a new nose. It boosted my confidence no end.”

I am glad that Ozzy found the cosmetic surgery helped his confidence you wouldn’t think a man like Ozzy had problems with his confidence, but from what I have heard he has. Ozzy is a legend with or without cosmetic surgery he has contributed more to the world of music than most celebrities. He is definitely NOT brain dead like that Hauserman woman said. Ozzy will always live as a true great rock legend. There is none like Ozzy, Ozzy’s music is unique, it’s fantastic. The world is a better place because of Ozzy Osbourne. 

The more I read about Megan Hauserman the more I see what a shallow person she is. Hauserman thinks she is better than anyone else just because she has a good body. There is no way that Sharon Osbourne would get on with a person like that. The pair probably had a clash of personalities and it was the last straw when Hauserman opened her mouth and made that careless statement about the man Sharon Osbourne loves to death. It is the complete opposite of what Sharon stands for. Yes, Sharon Osbourne has a loud mouth and tells it how it is, but when it comes to her family if anyone says anything bad about them then Sharon will attack.

What hasn’t been taken into consideration when you look at the photo’s of the supposed damage done to Hauserman is that she was wearing hair extensions that were so poor that a small amount of pressure pulled them out. The other thing to take into consideration is that Megan Hauserman is a person who always wanted to be the centre of attention and this was a way of getting her name slapped across the papers.

Notice how Sharon Osbourne hasn’t said anything about this event yet. At the present moment in time we have one persons side of the story and when we hear another persons side of events we always see things differently. I am sure Sharon Osbourne will talk about this when she is ready and hopefully people will listen and understand. Celebrities are real people with real feelings and sometimes they make mistakes. None of us are perfect. Think of how you might react if someone cut into your husband like that. I know that I wouldn’t of been able to stand there and let her say that.

Look at what Megan Hauserman said to Sharon Osbourne it was awful and just so totally unnecessary. Hauserman said, “Sharon Osbourne is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star”. Actually if Hauserman knew exactly what Sharon Osbourne was famous for then she would never have said this. Ozzy is not brain dead he has a disability called dyslexia and adhd. Ozzy is a smart, clever man and not the stereotype that people have made him out to be. The truth is whilst Sharon Osbourne was busy behind the scenes working as a music manager Hauserman was probably in nappies, if she was even born then. Sharon Osbourne is multi talented and has worked hard all her life to get where she is.

I am fed up of hearing all the news reports of how Sharon Osbourne supposedly attacked Megan Hauserman. Whatever happened it seems that people have already cast the guilty vote towards Sharon Osbourne. They seem to have forgotten that there are two people involved here and they seem to think that Megan Hauserman is all sweet and innocent.

Yes, if Sharon Osbourne did indeed attack Megan Hauserman then it was wrong, but people make mistakes. Nobody is perfect and Sharon Osbourne was protecting the man she loves. If this had been any other celebrity then people would give them the benefit of the doubt.

Have you ever stopped to think that Sharon Osbourne might have been having a bad day? Or that maybe something else was going on in her life that she was stressed about and that Megan Hauserman tipped her over the edge? I do not believe that Sharon Osbourne did this vindictively not like Hauserman who was the person who opened her mouth in the first place. It seems like everyone thinks Hauserman is the one who is innocent, but what they are forgetting is that Sharon Osbourne is so totally devoted to her family and that if anyone says anything against them she will defend them. What if Hauserman set her up? She knew Sharon Osbourne’s weak points and thought that she’d attack. I just hope that people can look past this and that it doesn’t interfere with Sharon Osbourne’s career. If Hauserman had said something about Sharon Osbourne personally then she probably wouldn’t have reacted like this, but Ozzy wasn’t there and she said it behind his back. How else does she expect Sharon Osbourne to react? It’s all so sad right near Christmas as well. It’s no wonder Sharon reacted the way she did she was probably already stressed up to the eye balls with everything else going on.

If there is any justice in the world then Sharon Osbourne’s name will be cleared and it will all just be one big misunderstanding.

I hope The Osbourne’s had a really good Christmas with plenty of fun and enjoyment. I wonder what they did for entertainment? I bet there was Karaoke, maybe they played Ozzy Osbourne’s Guitar Hero? Whatever they did I hope they enjoyed it. I hope they are enjoying Boxing Day and having a bit of peace and rest from their stressful lives. They certainly do deserve to have a quiet Christmas with a bit of peace and privacy from their normal lives in the limelight. No fans to pester or annoy them. I know The Osbourne’s love their fans, but they must get sick and tired of going out and getting stopped every time for a photo and signature. I’m sorry to say that if I saw them out I would have to stop them. It is one of my deepest wishes that I’d love to come true to meet them would be awesome. I cannot see it ever happening though because I don’t live in a place they would be likely to visit, but then you never know. If I ever did get a break with my acting gift I might bump into them which would be fantastic. Until then I have to keep dreaming.

Sharon Osbourne has been giving hints about her next television project and yet the public are unaware of what she might be doing next. We do know that The Osbourne family will be filming Loud And Dangerous. However when it comes to what Sharon Osbourne will do next we don’t know. It’s a mystery and we will all just have to watch and wait.

I’m not sure what’s happening on the television this Christmas in America because I’m in the UK, but I do know that Loud and Dangerous is set to début this Christmas in America. Sharon Osbourne has said that the show is going to be like a house party where they will do comedy sketches, music and pranks. It should be a lot of fun and entertainment.

Happy Christmas everyone it’s been a good day so far. I wonder how the Osbourne’s are celebrating Christmas today. I hope they are having a good day with lot’s of presents to open. With their children grown up it must be a bit different. They probably do still celebrate with their children, but it all changes as they grow up. Kind of like that song that Kelly sings with Ozzy “Changes”. Everything changes as you grow older, but Christmas is still very special. I know that Sharon wants Grandchildren I have a feeling that Kelly will be the first of her children to give Sharon the joy of Grandchildren.

I am very blessed with my beautfiul 3 year old daughter. Although my parents are not here today they are with my brother in Spain enjoying Christmas. My brother’s fiancee has just had a little baby boy and he only weighs 5 pounds. I hope that they are having a good time.

Although we are all having a good time let us spare a thought for those less fortunate. We have all loved and lost those people close to us. Relatives, friends and close family members. Each one of us can relate to the feeling of loss. There are the homeless and those who are lonely this Christmas. Let us just spare a thought for them over Christmas and the New Year.

Thanks for reading my blog because it is you and The Osbourne’s who keep my blog going. Happy Christmas to you and your loved ones.

Recently I have been reading Sharon Osbourne’s second book called, “Survivor” I can see how much Sharon has been through reading this. One thing that has really taken me back though is the way one of her fan’s named Doreen took advantage of Sharon’s kindness. This woman thought she had the right to follow Sharon everywhere. I would call that stalking especially the way this woman grabbed Sharon Osbourne’s arm and twisted it really hard. This woman hurt Sharon not only physically, but also mentally.

Imagine the fear of having someone stalking you not knowing what they are going to do. Yet, because of Sharon’s fame this woman thought she had the right to a piece of Sharon’s life. What gives someone the belief that they have a right to a person’s life? Famous or not nobody ever has a right to a person’s life apart from God. Even then it is a personal choice that a person has to make. It is like when you get married and make a commitment to your husband that is your own choice. This woman didn’t care what Sharon Osbourne wanted she was wrapped up in a crazed obsession that made her spend thousands of pounds following Sharon Osbourne from place to place so she could be friends with her. No, it really upset me reading this because although I love Sharon Osbourne and her family I do not want a piece of her life and I certainly don’t have the right to it.

There might be a day when I get a break in the acting world and become famous I wouldn’t want someone stalking me. I have actually experienced something similar. I was going to a social group and there was an older man there who was my friend. I thought he just wanted to be my friend because he knew that I was recovering from a break down. I never once stopped to think he wanted anything more as this guy was aged about 70 and I was only in my mid twenties. When I met my husband my eyes were opened and I realised he wanted more. Even when I had a husband he wanted a piece of me. He would buy me all these gifts and phone me constantly. In the end I had to threaten him with police action and he finally got the message and I have never heard from him again

I can sympathise with Jack Osbourne this Christmas in an interview he confessed that he doesn’t get on with his sister Kelly Osbourne. I am in a similar situation with my own brother like Jack and Kelly my brother and I are different people. Although we talk on the phone from time to time we have no deep or meaningful relationship. Jack Osbourne has said that he doesn’t get on well with his sister Kelly. Jack Osbourne who is 22 years old was often caught on camera arguing with his sister. Although they will probably have a family meal this Christmas Jack will probably just sit there and take it. He doesn’t like to argue with Kelly so he’d rather just sit and listen instead. There are differences in my own situation with my brother we do talk from time to time, but most of the time he is planning ways in which he can wind me up or provoke me. Even now whilst we are older and especially as we grew up I can see similarities in our relationship compared with Jack and Kelly.

Throughout our childhood we fought like cat and dog. Even though we are far apart I like to think if anything happened to one of us we would care. I think the same must be true for Kelly and Jack. You can’t be brother and sister and not feel something for each other. True they probably dislike each other a large majority of the time, but if something happened they would probably be concerned. It is a true statement that blood is thicker than water no matter how much you think you hate each other. I’m sure underneath they love one another.

I am quite upset after reading Sharon Osbourne’s book Survivor. The chapter was all about these fans and how they had followed Sharon Osbourne and basically stalked her. I don’t want to be classed as a fan who stalks Sharon Osbourne. That is not what this blog is about. I would never follow Sharon Osbourne from studio to studio, I wouldn’t demand her phone number and I certainly wouldn’t stand outside her house waiting to meet her. I’ve never once tried to meet Sharon Osbourne because I just don’t have the money to follow her from place to place and even if I did it is not something that I would do. I am not an obsessed fan, sure I love The Osbourne’s but, I would never cross over the line like some of the fans and people in Sharon’s life have.

When I write about how I’d like to meet Sharon Osbourne and her family it is a pipe dream. I don’t ever imagine it would happen and I certainly don’t have a right to that. I don’t want a piece of Sharon Osbourne and I write this blog with other fans in mind.

When I read about how one of Sharon’s fans had got hold of her phone number and several other people related to her I was shocked. I couldn’t believe that people thought they had a right to such private information. These fans would go to all kind of lengths to obtain private information of Sharon Osbourne’s. One fan even had the disgrace to ring Sharon Osbourne’s colleague claiming that they were Kelly and had taken an overdose. That is just sick and as far as I am concerned that kind of person is not a true fan, but a person who doesn’t respect the privacy and life Sharon Osbourne has. Just because someone is a celebrity doesn’t make it an individual’s right to take a part of their life. These people need to get a life and ask themselves what gives them a right to stalk a celebrity? Celebrities need a life too and just because they are famous does not give anyone a right to claim a piece of their lives. My message to all the true fans of The Osbourne’s out there is to have a fun filled Christmas, peace and happiness.

When I think it will be Christmas on Thursday I wonder where the year has gone. As you get older the years seem to fly by and get shorter every year. I mean I’m 32 and winging my way to 40. It’s scares me getting older, but a couple of celebrities who are even older than me are Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. No offence like, but we’re all getting older.

As Ozzy says, “Christmas is a time for remembering. So that’s me f***ed.” that’s Ozzy Osbourne for you! Though I bet there is one person he doesn’t forget and that’s Sharon Osbourne. They are a match made in heaven and if you are blessed enough to meet your soul mate in this life then you will understand the love they have is very real. I don’t care about the bad stuff people might say about them. They are very special people and deserve the happiness they have found with each other. After all Christmas is a special time about family and love.

If you are a fan of The Osbourne’s you might like to buy an Ozzy Osbourne face dog tag that are being sold for £11.03 each at .

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They are really quite stylish so if you are a lover of Ozzy Osbourne or knows someone who is, what a perfect Christmas gift!